One of the funniest blonde jokes

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"

Dirty joke about stupid blonde :)

A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it.

Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?"

5 stupid blonde jokes

How does a blonde kill a fish?
Drowns it.

How do you get rid of a blonde?
Tell her to go take a long walk on a short cliff

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Tell her to go find a corner in a round room

A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the blonde. "There's f*ck*ng hundreds of them!"

How does a blonde kill a bird?
Throws it off a cliff