How does a blonde kill a fish?
Drowns it.
How do you get rid of a blonde?
Tell her to go take a long walk on a short cliff
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Tell her to go find a corner in a round room
A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the blonde. "There's f*ck*ng hundreds of them!"
How does a blonde kill a bird?
Throws it off a cliff
