one more blonde joke...

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

One of the funniest blonde jokes

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"

Dirty joke about stupid blonde :)

A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it.

Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?"

5 stupid blonde jokes

How does a blonde kill a fish?
Drowns it.

How do you get rid of a blonde?
Tell her to go take a long walk on a short cliff

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Tell her to go find a corner in a round room

A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the blonde. "There's f*ck*ng hundreds of them!"

How does a blonde kill a bird?
Throws it off a cliff

Blonde joke of the day

I have found really fantastic blonde joke:

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought:
- Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
- If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said:
- If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?

Dumb blonde jokes

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:
- I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
- Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said:
- I think they could be bird tracks.
The second blonde went to look and said:
- No, I think these are deer tracks.
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied:
- You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said:
- I can't take this, you're my friend.
But the blonde insisted saying:
- No. A bet's a bet.
Then the redhead said:
- Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money.
The blonde replied:
- Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!

Some short blonde jokes

Short blonde jokes are great because you can get laugh in almost instantly.

There they are:



What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?

-The back of her head.



Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

-She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.



What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

-Artificial intelligence.



Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

- Because she was trying to make up her mind.



Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
- They think their picture is being taken.



Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
- It takes too long to re-train them.



What do you call an eternity?
- Four blondes at a four way stop.



What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
- You always hear about them but you never see them.



Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
- They always forget the recipe.



What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
- They drowned at spring training.



How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.



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