Dumb blonde jokes

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:
- I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
- Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said:
- I think they could be bird tracks.
The second blonde went to look and said:
- No, I think these are deer tracks.
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied:
- You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said:
- I can't take this, you're my friend.
But the blonde insisted saying:
- No. A bet's a bet.
Then the redhead said:
- Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money.
The blonde replied:
- Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!

Some short blonde jokes

Short blonde jokes are great because you can get laugh in almost instantly.

There they are:



What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?

-The back of her head.



Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

-She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.



What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

-Artificial intelligence.



Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

- Because she was trying to make up her mind.



Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
- They think their picture is being taken.



Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
- It takes too long to re-train them.



What do you call an eternity?
- Four blondes at a four way stop.



What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
- You always hear about them but you never see them.



Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
- They always forget the recipe.



What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
- They drowned at spring training.



How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.



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