Short blonde jokes are great because you can get laugh in almost instantly.
There they are:
What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
-The back of her head.
Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
-She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
-Artificial intelligence.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
- Because she was trying to make up her mind.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
- They think their picture is being taken.
Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
- It takes too long to re-train them.
What do you call an eternity?
- Four blondes at a four way stop.
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
- You always hear about them but you never see them.
Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
- They always forget the recipe.
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
- They drowned at spring training.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
;-)
