Some short blonde jokes

Short blonde jokes are great because you can get laugh in almost instantly.

There they are:



What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?

-The back of her head.



Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

-She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.



What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

-Artificial intelligence.



Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

- Because she was trying to make up her mind.



Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
- They think their picture is being taken.



Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
- It takes too long to re-train them.



What do you call an eternity?
- Four blondes at a four way stop.



What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
- You always hear about them but you never see them.



Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
- They always forget the recipe.



What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
- They drowned at spring training.



How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.



;-)